Don't you want your child to be a Champion Cyclist? Of course you do! Just because you never made it to the Olympics or the Tour de France, doesn't mean that you can't bask in the reflected glory of your child's achievements! If you want her to be a serious competitor, you've got to start while she's young!
Many parents wait too long to expose their youngsters to the joys of competitive cycling. Influenced by overcautious pediatricians, they often wait until their offspring are old enough to sit up wearing a helmet, in an old-fashioned baby seat or trailer...but doesn't YOUR child deserve a head start? The sooner you get them on the road, the sooner they'll get used to the sights, sounds, aches and pains of cycling, and the sooner they'll learn to persevere in their training regimen regardless of how tired or sick they may feel, or how nasty the weather may be.
If you let your baby's most formative months go by being a "crib potato" she may never develop the fierce competitive drive that will be needed to become a champion cyclist in the twenty-first century. She'll be racing against children of other parents who CARE about the sporting development of their little ones, and if she's going to be competitive, the time to start is NOW!
That's where the new ShelBroCo Carrababy ® comes in!
|The Inventor of The Carrababy baby carrier,
Tork-Grip Universal Torque Wrench, Real MAN Saddles,
Symmetrispokes, Geomagnetic Booster, and
POWerwheels, Sheldon "Genius, But Modest" Brown
|George Brown photo|
*Guaranteed for the life of the baby, or two weeks, whichever comes first. This guarantee does not apply to any Carrababy product that has been subject to abuse or neglect, off-road cycling, on-road cycling, or attachment to any saddle other than a Real-MAN saddle . Void where prohibited, prohibited where void, keep away from children and animals, use only with adequate ventilation. Note: Misuse of this product may lead to death or even serious injury!
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